Ein Quiz für alle lichtscheuen Gestalten in der Kleinen Neugasse…

Vampire Maman

What kind of Vampire are YOU?

I sleep _____________________

  1. On a futon made of organic cotton and soy fibers.
  2. After my kids go to bed – so not enough.
  3. In a four posted bed with beautiful curtains and silk sheets.
  4. In my coffin in a crypt

I drive_________________________

  1. A hybrid
  2. My husband and kids crazy
  3. A 1966 Mustang Fast Back that I purchased new
  4. A hearse

I’m hungry. I see a cute guy _____________________

  1. I ask if he is a vegan. If he answers yes, I take about a pint of blood off of him.
  2. I ask him if he is feeling ok. If he answers yes, I take about a pint of blood off of him.
  3. I seduce him and take about a pint of blood off of him.
  4. I drain his body of blood then dump his cold drained body in a ditch.

What really makes me sad.

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